You are pumped, and even though you haven't slept in 20 hours, the adrenaline has transformed you into a toddler on pixie sticks. As you are triple-checking the gate from which your flight is leaving, you see those bold, flashing letters that make your eyes pop and your stomach drop: DELAYED. With the other 70 passengers who were ready to go, you harass the poor folks at the counter and find that you will be grounded until tomorrow. That's just great. It's 4 p.m. You are cranky, you want your adventure to begin and you realize you've eaten the last of the complimentary cookies you snagged from the sleeping dude on the last flight. The airport hotel is not in your budget, so you elect to camp out at the gate in the hopes that it will make the departure happen sooner (it doesn't, but at least it will be harder to miss the flight, though not impossible). You now have two options: be miserable, or have an airport-entrapped adventure.
Because you are awesome: option two.
Step One: Barricade your belongings. A carry-on feels like a much bigger burden when you are stuck with it for a long time, but you need to keep it. I prefer to adopt a "bag lady" approach, giving children and older folks The Crazy Eye when they look to my territory. That will keep them away, and it also leaves the space next to me open for someone attractive to come my way. They'll want to join my baggage fort and have an exotic accent.
Step Two: Mischief or sleep. If you are wide awake after slamming energy drinks, you will want to put that vigor to hilarious use. Sneak around people like you are trying to avoid detection by an imaginary police force. Invent a new form of fitness involving extra shoe laces and upended chairs. Finish the lyrics to that song you've been thinking about since last May. Just be sure that at least one other person is amused by your antics. Of course, if your airport doesn't have caffeine, tie your stuff to your body with those shoe laces and sleep. You will need it to catch up on your adventures at your destination tomorrow (with your belongings, which are harder to steal if they are tied to your person).
Step Three: Trade names with at least three random people. Chances are they have a story about where they've come from and why they are flying. It might be beneficial to have connections with a 57-year-old distillery worker if you ever travel to their homeland. Brighten their day; they didn't ask for the delay, either. And if they did, I'm sure it's because they are lonely and wanted someone with whom to trade stories. You never know what good will come of it, so toss aside your delay annoyance and build a fort, make some friends and don't eat too much junk from the vending machines.Add this article to your reading list